All new letter to Doctor Fun – number 3

Dear Dr Fun.

I`d like to thank-you first and lastly. (Take that as my first thanks by the way).

Back at Boothferry Park during a game in the late great Cocal Cola Division 2, I kept hearing you shouting:
“Vulva…..Vulva” at intermiittent and seemingly random points of the game.

My young son and I where somewhat confused as my young son Mark remarked. Sadly, we can offer no proof that my young son Mark remarked that.

We did laugh like pelicans later that day though, when we found out that a vulva was a woman’s penis.

Thank you

Terence Bullfighter, formerly of Glossop,

[Doctor Fun has chosen not to reply]

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