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All new letter to Doctor Fun – number 3

Dear Dr Fun.

I`d like to thank-you first and lastly. (Take that as my first thanks by the way).

Back at Boothferry Park during a game in the late great Cocal Cola Division 2, I kept hearing you shouting:
“Vulva…..Vulva” at intermiittent and seemingly random points of the game.

My young son and I where somewhat confused as my young son Mark remarked. Sadly, we can offer no proof that my young son Mark remarked that.

We did laugh like pelicans later that day though, when we found out that a vulva was a woman’s penis.

Thank you

Terence Bullfighter, formerly of Glossop,

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All new letter to Doctor Fun – number 2

Dear Dr Fun?

I was wondering if you had any of your ‘Dr Fun’s Pornographic Colouring Books’ left for sale?

My six-year-old grandson has ‘stuck’ together most of the pages in mine, especially the popular ones.

Cheers,

Laughin’ Bill Smedley, Fridges

PS With paste and water composite. Not ‘porridge’ as his balls haven’t dropped yet.

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All new letter to Doctor Fun

Dear Dr Fun,

I was after a bit of advice seeing as you’re a GP or summat.

Basically, my mate (Peg) has offered to ‘rip me a new arsehole’.

Now, as I’m a right fat c**t (with my weight (increasing)) I think a new arsehole could help reduce the pressure on my current one which must be close to being clapped out by now.

So, I was wondering if there was a British Standard in recommendations for sizes of bumholes?

And would you need planning permission?

Yours

Ton F**worth, Sunnybank S**thole

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Doctor Fun in Amsterdam

Doctor Fun went to Amsterdam in 2003 and took some photos. They got lost but by happy coincidence, a Church of Fun member found the film and took it down to Supasnaps to be developed.

Here are the photos.

Doctor Fun on the way to watch Ajax play in Amsterdam

Doctor Fun on the way to watch Ajax play in Amsterdam

Doctor Fun in Amsterdam hotel room

Doctor Fun in Amsterdam hotel room

Doctor Fun ready to hit the streets of Amsterdam

Doctor Fun ready to hit the streets of Amsterdam

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